Happy Birthday TO ME

Once upon nineteen years ago, Jehoshaphat and his wife Charlotte, whom the secret lies with, gave life to a precious baby girl, who was given the name Gaberdella.

 

Gabberdella grew...

and grew... 

and grew TONS more...

Literally.

Until she stopped growing at a 4ft 11, never gonna hit the 5ft mark.

She had 19 birthdays (not kids) and counting. 

She got bored writing about her life because she ran out of pictures worth posting. 

So she decided to take a lunch break and debated whether or not to publish this blog because of how ridiculously stupid it is.

Something, something, frolicking through the forest. 

Her cake was gluten free and chocolate, in cup cake style. 

She hopes she can find candles in her castle for her celebration of the nineteen years she has lived. 

She watched Tangled last night and what a strange coincidence that Repunzel's birthday was the next day too just like Gaberdella's. Get's wierder, she is older than Repunzel, and Repunzel is married. 

At least she still has her hair. 

I am risking complete humiliation by writing down the first things that enter my mind. 

All the Kings daughters and all the kings men, wished Princess Gabberdella happy birthday over and over again. 

Wow,. this blog sucks. 

Happy Birthday to me!!!