I am a plant hater

Alright this video is only like a hundred years old but I want you to watch it so what I am about to tell you makes sense. 

Was that annoying? Yes. Yes, it was. 

Now take a gander at this photo below...

What do you see? A bunch of dead plant petals and leaves... 

Remember the cat song from up above now listen to this...

I HATE plants. 

I hate every kind of plant! 

I just want to kill all of them but I can't! 

Can't kill every plant.

So anyway my mom has a green thumb

She turned our kitchen into a green house

And I hate plants 

I really hate plants 

They belong outdoors

I am a plant hater 

Especially when they're dead

I do not like sweeping up the yuck

They are crumbly 

They are dried out

I hate plants 

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Anyway that is my two cents. 

And my socks are inside out.

Dumb dead plants.